You Went Overboard With Email Marketing If

You went overboard with email marketing if…

overboard with email marketing

  • There are alt tags under photos instead of inscriptions to them in your wedding album;

  • You send two post cards on Christmas. One – is simple text, another is colorful with pictures;

  • You cannot read text having with length of more than 600 pixels;

  • If you compose a list of products you need to buy in supermarket, the most important of them are written in top left corner;

  • You know 20 different ways to describe something free without using the word “free”;

  • You look for the “Unsubscribe” link in usual post letter;

  • You throw away greeting cards if they don’t contain return address;

  • Your signature on all documents includes your position, address, phone number, fax number and web site address.

  • You delete people from your phone book if they haven’t answered your call three times;
  • When people accept your invitation for dinner, you send repeat invitation for asking whether they are sure in it;

  • While having party with friends and beloved you pass procedure of unsubscribing.
  • Hope, you smiled :)


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